REASONS WHY LIVING ALONE SUCKS

Don't worry, one of these days I will list why living alone is the greatest thing ever.
  1. I could choke and die alone
    I only have one chair and I don't even think its a good chair to do the Heimlich Maneuver on myself.
  2. I have to pay all the bills. By myself!
    Ugh seriously. Can't I just pay for half?
  3. I have to cook for myself, all the damn time.
    Why can't I just come home to dinner on the table and a nice big girl glass of wine. Note: must teach the cat how to use a wine key.
  4. I have no one to tell me if this white denim vest is ok for me to own. I have to rely on @list to help me decide. HELP!