THREE REASONS WHY ITS OK THAT I DEVOURED A PLATE OF BBQ
- •No one will see me naked tonightWell, except my massage therapist. But we have the same name, so no judging from her. Bring on the BBQ baby!
- •I have had hardly any food since SaturdayScrew being sick. I just kicked it's ass.
- •ITS BBQ AND IT WAS FREE!!!Duh.