THREE REASONS WHY ITS OK THAT I DEVOURED A PLATE OF BBQ

  1. No one will see me naked tonight
    Well, except my massage therapist. But we have the same name, so no judging from her. Bring on the BBQ baby!
  2. I have had hardly any food since Saturday
    Screw being sick. I just kicked it's ass.
  3. ITS BBQ AND IT WAS FREE!!!
    Duh.