TYPES OF WOMEN WHO USE THE BATHROOM WHERE I WORK
Keeping this as clean as possible...well trying.
- •Those who need to drop a deuce but try to wait until no one is in the bathroom.Should probably put copies of Everybody Poops in each stall.
- •Those who just need to get away from their desks and surf the internet on their phones.Buy a Southwest ticket if you wanna get away. And sanitize your phone!
- •Those who need to take a private call away from their desks.It's during these calls that I try to poop or fart as loud as possible in the hopes of grossing out the person on the other end.
- •Those who have face-to-face meetings in the John.We have break rooms and conference rooms. Take it outside ladies.
- •And finally, the most appreciated restroom users—those who truly just need to visit the loo.Amen.