"If You Love Me, You'll Drink This": 7 Movie Cocktails You Shouldn't Try at Home

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  1. Schnapps on white bread, Taxi Driver
    Travis Bickle's morning breakfast: Torn-up white bread with milk, sugar, and booze.
  2. Scotchka, The Room
    "Don't worry about it. It's good for you," Lisa says after pouring Smirnoff into a rocks glass that's clearly already filled with perfectly good scotch.
  3. Alaskan Polar Bear Heater, The Nutty Professor
    If it doesn't include two shots of vodka, a shot of vermouth, a shot of gin, a little rum, a little brandy, some bitters, some scotch, lemon peel, orange peel, cherry, and a smidgen of vinegar, then it's not a proper Alaskan Polar Bear Heater.
  4. Whiskey, vodka, whiskey, and chocolate syrup; Loaded Weapon 1
    When Colt returns from a tough day of shooting bad guys, he likes to unwind with a large glass of Jack Daniel's, Stoli, and Bushmills, rocks, and two sashes of chocolate syrup, neither shaken not stirred - the secret is in the layering.
  5. Whiskey and wine, Jaws
    Sheriff Brody is so nervous about facing the high seas that he pours the rest of a bottle of wine directly into his glass, already half-full of whiskey.
  6. Non-dairy Caucasian, The Big Lebowski
    The Dude steadily drinks White Russians (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) as he stumbles through his mystery/odyssey, but he's desperate enough at one point for a "Caucasian" that he substitutes powdered non-dairy creamer.
  7. Redeye, Cocktail
    The ingredients include half a beer, half a glass of tomato juice, a couple of aspirin, and a raw egg, all gulped down without shaking, stirring, or giving the pills a chance to dissolve.