1. Laziness
  2. Damn, it's hot out!
  3. Too busy reading other people's lists
  4. Worries over the state of the world
  5. Writing actual lists of shit I haven't yet finished in the real world
  6. The inability to check off things on these lists that leads to a crushing sense of my inability to finish anything
  7. Stage fright
  8. Ennui
  9. I think I may be coming down with something
  10. Did I mention laziness?