REASONS I HAVEN'T BEEN WRITING LISTS

  1. Laziness
  2. Damn, it's hot out!
  3. Too busy reading other people's lists
  4. Worries over the state of the world
  5. Writing actual lists of shit I haven't yet finished in the real world
  6. The inability to check off things on these lists that leads to a crushing sense of my inability to finish anything
  7. Stage fright
  8. Ennui
  9. I think I may be coming down with something
  10. Did I mention laziness?