1. Molly's at the Market (where I set a hundred dollar bill on fire to prove a stupid point).
  2. One Eyed Jacks (where I shotgunned PBRs in the bathroom with the bartender).
  3. The R Bar (where I used to get a haircut and shot of whiskey for ten bucks).
  4. The Saturn Bar (where I nearly had my finger bitten off by a vampire stripper while we danced together).
  5. Snake & Jakes (where I watched the sun come up and then went to work).