LIES I HAVE TOLD THIS WEEK
I'm having a crabby time right now.
- •I have a migraine coming and need to go home.Nope. Just bored and tired.
- •I'm going to therapy.Nope. Went and had drinks w a friend.
- •I can't come tonight b/c I have a thing w my kid.Nope. It's just called dinner, and it was soup.
- •I took the day off b/c I wasn't well.Nope. Just hanging w my partner.
- •I can't talk about it anymore.Nope. I could rant all day about my horrible colleague; I just know people are going to talk about just how irate I am.
- •You're welcome.Nope. It just came out. You are not welcome. At all.
- •It's fine.Nope. I wanted you to comp my drink, so I didn't send it back. You charged me anyway.