Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. Memory screen shot
    Sent this to Lia. She's gay, I asked her how my box was doing ;)
  2. Charlotte
    After I ate this, she grabbed the wrapper and fell asleep with it.
  3. Valleyview Farm
    These llamas look like they they were judging us for not listening to Depeche Mode at that exact moment.
  4. Smoked semen
    Coworker is French & pronounces smoked salmon as smoked semen. I was texting about it & sent this in a text.