Inspired by @the23rdjoker
  1. This is pretty much my life abridged.
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    Jokes are how I cope with being an adult.
  2. Somehow things just seem to quickly get out of hand.
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    It's only weird if you make it...
  3. There are stages of laughter, and one of mine is Kermit D Frog.
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    No sound, head flops back and forth. Perfect impression.
  4. I could really go for some Chipotle.
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    But really, has anyone else ever had a burrito so large you thought they put a baby in your bag by mistake?
  5. My methods have in fact been called unorthodox in the past.
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    Whatever gets the job done.
  6. Sometimes there are more feelings than you can yell at people.
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    I sort my feelings into three categories for efficiency.
  7. They always did tell me I had big ears.
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    I was affectionately called Rat Boy by my aunt.