Why that pirate life is for me

Some of us are born with the sea in our hearts and a song on our lips. Others just love free swag.
  1. If it's free it's for me!
    There are things you can't buy... But a number of those things can still be procured... Never disrespect the bounty!
  2. People get you rum as a gift.
    You know that one person you can never think of what to get them? That'll never be me. When in doubt, the rum comes out.
  3. Exploration!
    There's nothing quite like the thrill of setting foot in a new field or shore. Every door unopened, every chest lid closed, every map to follow... Makes me burn with the need to know what's there!
  4. Social rules are more like guidelines...
    You're expected to some degree to live outside of the stereotypes of what is considered normal... And it is a wonderful thing to not have those pressures on you.
  5. Wildcard!
    The thing about tiptoeing the social line is knowing when to cross it completely. Sometimes I don't even know what I'm going to do next. Just play it by ear and let the wind sort it out.