10 REASONS DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CHILDREN
Not a dig at mommas of children, these are just my reasons why I prefer my fur baby to a human one.
- •They won't constantly yell "Mooooooommmmmm!"
- •You can put them in a cage if you have to leave the house
- •You never have to send them to college
- •They are ALWAYS happy to see you
- •You can tell them anything and they won't repeat it
- •Their clothes are always hilarious and adorable and you have total control over what they wear
- •You never have to buy them the latest high tech gadget
- •They don't care how you look when you're in public with then
- •They are always down to cuddle
- •They are never embarrassed when you give them kisses