10 REASONS DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CHILDREN

Not a dig at mommas of children, these are just my reasons why I prefer my fur baby to a human one.
  1. They won't constantly yell "Mooooooommmmmm!"
  2. You can put them in a cage if you have to leave the house
  3. You never have to send them to college
  4. They are ALWAYS happy to see you
  5. You can tell them anything and they won't repeat it
  6. Their clothes are always hilarious and adorable and you have total control over what they wear
  7. You never have to buy them the latest high tech gadget
  8. They don't care how you look when you're in public with then
  9. They are always down to cuddle
  10. They are never embarrassed when you give them kisses