1. I ate a yogurt today that expires on my birthday
  2. Why do you get butterflies when you go fast over slopes on the road
  3. Funny to think about the first people in charge of the English language. Red could of been Sarah
  4. Why do men spit in the ground so much? (I saw men bc I've never witnessed a women do it but I'm sure they do just not as much)
    I just saw a guy spit 3 times in a row THREE. What is in your mouth that you're so desperately trying to get rid of sir?
  5. Is it just me or do you hate when something of yours smells like so one else's laundry detergent, it's like the most bizarre thing ever
  6. Men most design most public restrooms bc more often or not there isn't a handle for a purse or coat