WHAT TO LIST FOR MY 1ST LIST
I've just discovered this app and am super stoked because I love lists. I feel I should contribute instead of just creepily stalking other people's lists. But I can't decide what would make a good introductory list...
- •Things that aren't scary that people I know are scared ofBalloons... Lizards... Vaginas... Finding a puma in your apartment...
- •Why "Hotlanta" is the shittiest city nickname everIt has to be why Atlanta has never had a Real World.
- •Top 10 Best Customer Meltdowns at my RestaurantBut which would be my #1? The time I had a gyro thrown at me..? The time the police were summoned because I charged 50¢ for sauce...?
- •Strange animals I have found in my homeThe squirrel was the greatest adventure, but the rhino was the funniest one that never happened.
- •Celebrities I would have whacked if I could get away with itIm looking at you, Ashton.
- •Things that Penny would look like were she those thingsEmus... Newt Gingrich... The French Revolution... I could go on.
- •A list of introductory list topicsThat would be lame. Meta is so 2008.