Exes, AMIRITE?
  1. Her occasionally randomly conservative views pushed on her by her evil parents
  2. It's been almost a year. I shouldn't miss her anymore right?
  3. Right?
  4. ...
  5. ...
  6. How she made me feel like I wasn't a good Harry Potter fan.
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  9. ...
  10. I got nothing.