TOP 10 REASONS I DON'T MISS HER AT ALL, NOPE, SURE DON'T

Exes, AMIRITE?
  1. 1.
    Her occasionally randomly conservative views pushed on her by her evil parents
  2. 2.
    It's been almost a year. I shouldn't miss her anymore right?
  3. 3.
    Right?
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  6. 6.
    How she made me feel like I wasn't a good Harry Potter fan.
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  10. 10.
    I got nothing.