Because I am somewhat smarter now
  1. Go to the gym. You will feel better when you are 50, and girls will like you more now
  2. Get your pilots license. You will enjoy it for longer and girls love adventure
  3. Work more before you turn 25. You can save more money, and you can take girls out more.
  4. Learn more about female anatomy. Because girls.
  5. Dress better. You can still be comfortable. And also girls.
  6. Girls aren't everything. Only most things.