THINGS I WISH I COULD TELL 16 YEAR OLD ME
Because I am somewhat smarter now
- •Go to the gym. You will feel better when you are 50, and girls will like you more now
- •Get your pilots license. You will enjoy it for longer and girls love adventure
- •Work more before you turn 25. You can save more money, and you can take girls out more.
- •Learn more about female anatomy. Because girls.
- •Dress better. You can still be comfortable. And also girls.
- •Girls aren't everything. Only most things.