THINGS I FUCKING HATE

  1. My job
  2. People who don't know how to queue
  3. Anyone who's unnecessarily loud
  4. Marmite
  5. 97.5% of all people everywhere
  6. Homeopathy
  7. Chris Evans
  8. Tracksuits
  9. Football
  10. Clipping keys to your belt loop
  11. Turd polishers who refuse to admit reality
  12. Being asked to polish turds
  13. Small homemade greetings cards shops that inexplicably remain open
  14. Large bodies of water when I can't see the other side
  15. People who spit in public
  16. Travelling in rush hour
  17. Most social occasions
  18. Mud
  19. The smarmy little shit who works in Finsbury Park Costa
  20. Being old enough to really feel the effects of any chosen vices
  21. Teenagers with moustaches
  22. The patriarchy
  23. Having my name written on a coffee cup, especially when I'm the only person in the fucking shop
  24. My in-laws wifi