5 REASONS I KNOW MY 6YR OLD WILL HAVE THE GREATEST PICKUP LINES

  1. "Mom, my life is great but it's about to get better. Do you know why? Because you and I are about to hug."
  2. "Mom, you're getting nicer and nicer every day." Me: "What do mean, haven't I always been nice?" Him: "No, you're getting nicer and nicer LOOKING."
  3. "Mom, you probably never heard of it because you're a teenager."
  4. I'm putting on my makeup and he says, "Are you making yourself look like Taylor Swift?"
  5. Me: "Are you warm enough?" Him: "I'm always warm because of your love."