Ways I waste money
- •Hair productsI am on an endless hunt for the pomade, gel, cream and shampoo that will make me look 35. This of course does not exist.
- •The grilled chicken breasts at FairwayI buy all my groceries at Fairway and I seem to always buy the grilled chicken breasts, which are disgusting and get thrown away.
- •Tokens and stuff on ChaturbateI'm never gonna meet these people and they wouldn't really like me if we did meet!
- •EyeglassesI wear black Woody Allen/Buddy Holly style eye glasses, very traditional— worn them for years. But I still experiment at Warby Parker cause them seem cheap! (I never end up wearing them)
- •UnderwearOther people launder theirs. I seem to just buy more.
- •SocksSee above.
- •Anything full priced item J Crew or Banana RepublicIt'll be on sale in a week!