A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

  1. I'm named after a cave woman
    I am told it was a Spanish dubbed prehistoric movie.
  2. I broke my face when I was 13
    I was trying to impress a boy. Spent 4 days in the hospital & he ended up dating the early/well developed homeschooler. 😏
  3. I'm Puerto Rican.
    yes 100%...yes as in both my parents are PR...yes I know I'm tall, white & have green eyes...yup, Puerto Rican.
  4. I am fluent in English & Spanish
    No I don't have an accent in either. Well, I have a thick PR accent when I speak Spanish. Yes my R's sound like L's! And?
  5. I have always had a dog I my life.
  6. I am obsessed with Dr. Pimple Popper on YouTube
  7. I live full time in a 350sq camper
    With my husband and 3 dogs & I LOVE IT! Only after I completely redecorated it.
  8. Moto: I believe in the 3 B's
    butter, bacon and booze