THOUGHTS I'VE HAD WHEN PEOPLE STAND TOO CLOSE TO ME

Things you think of when someone has no personal space boundaries.
  1. Why & what is wrong with you?
  2. Did your mother not love you enough?
  3. Oh great! Axe body spray. 😑
  4. I'm going to step back now. (They step closer.) Why are you chasing me!!
  5. Does this mean you think we are dating? Because we're not.
  6. I dare you to take one step closer.
  7. "We need a new plague."
    Courtesy of Dwight Schrute.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree