WHAT TO DO WHEN VULNERABLE & SURPRISED BY A SPIDER WITH NO SHOE IN SIGHT
Just stepped out of the shower and you're cornered by a big ass spider
- •Squealed and EEEEKKKThis feels affective but does nothing except scare the dog.
- •Consider backing out slowlyBut if you leave it alone it will get you in your sleep
- •Think to maybe snap it with your towelBut it's cold and your still wet and the towel is the only thing keeping you from getting frost bite.
- •Grab face wash tube and aimRealize that face wash tube is too small. You need a large item, larger item covers more surface. More surface cover better change to kill the bugger.
- •Grab Costco side shampoo bottle and take aimTake a deep breath and throw!
- •Miss!Spider makes a run for it!
- •Scream like a freak and trip over freaked out dog while running away.Slam bathroom door and make sure you weren't followed
- •Avoid bathroom for the rest of the day.Because insects understand boundaries and will stay confined to one room.