1. Trash talk is for beginners. Smack talk is where it's at
  2. No one has a monopoly on style
    Not even Phyllis on her wedding day
  3. Making people uncomfortable is more than just a game in the office
  4. Confidence is key
    Weakness? That's cute.
  5. Angela's a bitch
  6. Let your co-worker know when their clothes are disgusto-barfo
    Stanley gets it
  7. Make sure you ask the right questions
  8. Calling RUINS relationships
  9. Always let them know how you feel
  10. If you know you're The Business Bitch, the whole office better know it.
  11. Ultimatums pretty much always work