Apparently my kid is super acquisitive
  1. Nail scissors
  2. Entire box of chocolate chips
  3. Hammer I was currently using
  4. A lighter
  5. Cat food
  6. My left hand
  7. The ear of corn someone else was holding, as opposed to the functionally identical one she was holding
  8. A pregnancy test
  9. A French-English dictionary
  10. Some broken glass on the sidewalk
  11. My car