Things that disproportionately anger me

  1. Slow internet
    I'd rather just have my wifi off then deal with near infinite buffering. Dont tease me.
  2. People who chew more obnoxiously when you say theyre chewing with their mouth open
    If i could will a person to die i would do it to you
  3. Windows 10
    No, im not upgrading. Your desperation is unattractive.
  4. People who make me go out of my way to watch their youtube video
    Only things I find are funny.