DIRECTIONS FOR LOCALS

  1. You know that guy who drove a red 67 mustang in high school? Yeah, well go two streets past his house and make a left.
  2. My mom says the road by Waffle House is jam-packed at 2:00am, so wait 15 minutes before you start out.
  3. Well, I'd say go right at that big tree but damned if they didn't cut that thing down after the flood!
  4. Just near the old Simpson place.