DIRECTIONS FOR LOCALS
- •You know that guy who drove a red 67 mustang in high school? Yeah, well go two streets past his house and make a left.
- •My mom says the road by Waffle House is jam-packed at 2:00am, so wait 15 minutes before you start out.
- •Well, I'd say go right at that big tree but damned if they didn't cut that thing down after the flood!
- •Just near the old Simpson place.