IT'S OVER

How I know
  1. Don't care if you call; you don't care if I call.
  2. Texts ignored; both parties.
  3. Sex isn't even a thing anymore.
  4. Also kisses, beyond rudimentary.
  5. No more 'future talk'
  6. Started writing my ad
  7. Thinking about saying 'yes' to one of the two guys who've asked me out.
  8. You're gay. Please, just admit it and stop stringing women along. I know it's because of your family, but you'll never be happy living a half reality.