REAL DRUNK FAST FOOD ORDERS

Scribbled on little pieces of paper and saved through the years...
  1. Dooble belf vobbler
  2. Double pickle no pickle
  3. BRITTO
  4. hotfog with that cheese
  5. Frizzle -- van, spoon AND staw
  6. Just Coke, please
  7. Eggmuffmuffin