Questions I Wish I Could Ask Someone On A First date
- •Do you stand on the right side of the escalator and walk on the left?
- •Do you believe you have to try something to know whether or not you'd like it?
- •Have you checked out leaked celebrity nudes and if so, do you feel guilty?
- •Is your dad a good husband, and if not, have you been in therapy for at least 18 months?
- •Do you like Adele or are you an emotionally frozen person who is unable to handle strong emotions?
- •Name an ambitious woman you like.
- •How do you feel about the final sketch spot on SNL?
- •Do you enjoy being smart?
- •Are you capable of dancing while sober, regardless of whether it's an experience you'd like?