Questions I Wish I Could Ask Someone On A First date

  1. 1.
    Do you stand on the right side of the escalator and walk on the left?
  2. 2.
    Do you believe you have to try something to know whether or not you'd like it?
  3. 3.
    Have you checked out leaked celebrity nudes and if so, do you feel guilty?
  4. 4.
    Is your dad a good husband, and if not, have you been in therapy for at least 18 months?
  5. 5.
    Do you like Adele or are you an emotionally frozen person who is unable to handle strong emotions?
  6. 6.
    Name an ambitious woman you like.
  7. 7.
    How do you feel about the final sketch spot on SNL?
  8. 8.
    Do you enjoy being smart?
  9. 9.
    Are you capable of dancing while sober, regardless of whether it's an experience you'd like?