A pattern has emerged during my ugly sweater shopping and I had to share with the good people of Li.st. I personally guarantee if you set up shop with these formulas you'll have a 3.8 star OR HIGHER average rating on Amazon. The people eat these sweaters 🆙
  1. First Recipe // the Santa Sweater
  2. Step (1). Include a Mooning Santa Claus.
  3. (1a). Mooning Gifting Santa
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  4. (1b). Mooning Snowy Santa
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  5. Step (2). Include a Naked Santa Claus.
  6. (2a). Naked Alcoholic Santa Claus
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  7. (2b). Naked Seductive Santa Claus
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  8. (2c). Naked Savage Santa Claus
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  9. Step (3). Make him visibly use the bathroom.
  10. (3a). Rooftop Urinating Santa
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  11. (3b). Snowfall Urinating Santa
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  12. (3c). Dumping Santa
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  13. Step (4). $$$
  14. Second Recipe // the Snowman Sweater
  15. Step (1). Include Snowman
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  16. Step (2). Redesign Snowman to appear charming and hip
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  17. Step (3). Give Snowman snow-man body image issues
  18. (3a). Neurotic Snowman
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  19. (3b). Self Conscious Snowman
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  20. (3c). Overly Compensating Snowman
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  21. Step (4). Animals lose control of their faculties around Snowman
  22. (4a). Dog Urinating on Snowman
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  23. (4b). Reindeer Vomiting on Snowman
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  24. (4c). Dog Urinating on Snowman (For Dogs)
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  25. Step (5). $$$