3 Ways to Better Describe Pickle Loaf

Note to @theranman and others: I'm hereby on moratorium from all further pickleloaf related content.
  1. For reference to all those that (justifiably) avoid processed mystery meat, this is pickleloaf. It can also be described as:
    Note the splotchy composition and rubbery appearance. Appetized yet?
  2. Funfetti meat
  3. Dr. Seuss meat
  4. Stank
  5. Signed, the Ban Pickleloaf Coalition 2016
    Members: @TheSteve