Defunct Purple Jerseys, Ranked

  1. 1. Toronto Raptors - the "Classic Jurassic" jersey
  2. 2. Anaheim Mighty Ducks - the "Buy D2: The Mighty Ducks on VHS" uniform
  3. 3. Utah Jazz - the "Coors Light can" jersey
  4. 4. Phoenix Suns - the "Hi-C Orange Lavaburst juice box" jersey
  5. 5. Los Angeles Kings - the "Hey LA you love the Lakers look we can use those colors too" uniform
  6. 6. Arizona Diamondbacks - the "best worn with a mullet" uniform
  7. 7. Utah Jazz - the "actually, you know, musically connotative Jazz" jersey
  8. 8. Charlotte Hornets - the "Pinstriped Perfection" jersey
  9. Simply put, purple jerseys will not let you down.
  10. Not even if your All-Star game is ostensibly sponsored by Taco Bell