Fictional Basketball Team Worthy of the Monstars

Let's be honest, it was all the Secret Stuff. If it weren't for PEDs the Tune Squad stood no chance against the Monstars. On the other hand, this crew could hang with Swackhammer's swingmen.
  1. Calvin Cambridge (Like Mike)
    The obligatory Michael Jordan proxy.
  2. Tucker Wittenburg (Hey Arnold)
    Pass the ball to Tucker.
  3. Carl (The Simpsons)
    Threepeat! You got mail baby!
  4. Kevin Malone (The Office)
    Reigning Scranton Business Park three point shootout champion.
  5. The Phoenix Suns Gorilla
    Seriously the coolest mascot ever.
  6. Coach Prop Joe (The Wire).
    There ain't gonna be no trouble over ball.