Food Names That Belong in a High Fantasy Novel

Brb going to pen my first draft...after I stop at the kitchen
  1. Gorgonzola
    Tentacled monstrosity
  2. Kumquat
    Squat, troll-like creature with a small head and significant underbite
  3. Porridge
    A friendly village whose townsfolk take in the lead protagonists during their travels
  4. Hasenpfeffer
    Rumplestilskin-like trickster whose hideous exterior casts terror over Porridge
  5. Minestrone
    Gallant estate and residence for the realm's tyrannical ruler
  6. Artichoke
    Medieval torture device designed to clench arterial blood flow
  7. Lentils
    Native weapon used to fend off woodland enemies
  8. Crumpet
    Heavy mace forged from precious metal
  9. Watercress
    Trustworthy ship passed down for generations
  10. Rhubarb
    Undead race of mercenary hunters
  11. Kale
    Heroine
  12. Leek
    Hero
  13. Quiche
    Hero and heroine's steed
  14. Soufflé
    Best bud companion