If Months Had Mascots

I would definitely go to an uncrowded mall to buy this calendar from a Go! Calendars & Games® kiosk.
  1. January Jones
    January
  2. Febreeze
    February
  3. March of the Penguins
    March
  4. April Ludgate
    April
  5. Mark May
    May
  6. Junie B. Jones
    June
  7. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    July
  8. Augustus Gloop
    August
  9. Sepp Blatter
    September
  10. Octopus, Oswald the
    October
  11. Nova Scotia
    November
  12. Horrible, horrible, horrible traffic
    December