Inspired by @Boogie and more, in response to the admirable femininity seen on the app. Men represent
  1. A tuff of hair escaping out my backwards hat
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  2. Chinos imported from the Banana Republic
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  3. Regular bursts of push-ups but no discernible workout regimen
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  4. Chewing gum
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  5. Budweiser over Bud Light
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  6. Missing a belt loop
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  7. Wanton disregard for how messily I crack peanut shells
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  8. Good hand washing habits
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  9. Love for all three Expendables films
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  10. A somewhat developed li.st presence
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