Inspired by @Boogie and more, in response to the admirable femininity seen on the app. Men represent
  1. A tuff of hair escaping out my backwards hat
  2. Chinos imported from the Banana Republic
  3. Regular bursts of push-ups but no discernible workout regimen
  4. Chewing gum
  5. Budweiser over Bud Light
  6. Missing a belt loop
  7. Wanton disregard for how messily I crack peanut shells
  8. Good hand washing habits
  9. Love for all three Expendables films
  10. A somewhat developed presence