My Passwords if I Was a Hogwarts Portrait

In step with the increasingly obscure Harry Potter-themed personality lists, here's what you would have to tell me to get into the Gryffindor common room.
  1. "Scrumtrelescent"
  2. "Bagel Bites"
  3. "Hold onto your butts"
  4. "Head on: Apply directly to the forehead"
  5. "Methuselah rookie card"
  6. "Hail Hydra!"
  7. "Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card"
  8. "T-Pain"
  9. "ONIONS!"
  10. "Malfeasance for malfeasance's sake"
  11. "Wakkie Nu Nu!"