The generic off-the-shelf version of Dr. @k8mcgarry's prescription Things That Aren't Actually the "Best Medicine"
  1. Claritin pillows
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    Stuffed with antihistamine-steroided Canadian geese feathers
  2. Airborne
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    Placebo fizz
  3. Head On
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    Placebo face deodorant
  4. Flintstone Vitamins
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    As the author of Flintstones Vitamins, in 2 words, I can openly admit they're candy
  5. Medicine balls
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    Beach balls' Crossfit obsessed cousins
  6. Hand held medicine balls
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    Correction. Best medicine for this guy
  7. Nasal sprays
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    Almost claimed Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting's face
  8. Dimetapp
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    Almost claimed Lil Wayne's brain
  9. Ice water
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    Claimed Ted Cruz's man card
  10. Drix from Osmosis Jones
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    Bill Murray nearly died no thanks to him
  11. Whey protein
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    Bodybuilding supplement that's ruined digestive systems
  12. Jack3d
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    Bodybuilding supplement that's literally killed people
  13. Cheerios
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    Just a cereal