We Need More Baby Boys With These Names

Where are the Baby Harold's and Baby Gerald's these days? The Baby Herbert's and Baby Hubert's? Here's a modest plea for those names that remind you, when you gaze lovingly at your newborn, your son will one day have an amazing bush of ear hair.
  1. Marvin
  2. Mervin
  3. Milton
  4. Maurice
  5. Wilford