What Not to Do at a Stoplight

Penned by Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants.
  1. The
  2. Feed your snail
  3. Make a sandwich
  4. Light candles
  5. Drink water
  6. Call your friends
  7. Karate chop your TV
  8. Shoot the breeze with the mailman
  9. Fall asleep
  10. Shit your pants