Things Some Swedish Psychic Read in the Palm of My Hand

  1. 1.
    I'll die when I'm 103
    I'm good to go, guys
  2. 2.
    I'm having a hard time trusting boys
    :))
  3. 3.
    I'll meet the love of my life when I'm 20
    Too soon. I'm not ready for that.
  4. 4.
    He's blonde and plays soccer
    Soccer mom is my call
  5. 5.
    I'll have 3 blonde daughters
    And apparently I already know their names...?
  6. 6.
    I won't be rich
    Oh well...
  7. 7.
    But for some reason I'll still manage to live by the ocean
  8. 8.
    I'll earn money with my so-called unique passion
    Which I'm not sure what is
  9. 9.
    But I'll only realize that when I'm 25
    Like wth let me realize that when I'm 20, instead of meeting some dude