Things I Hate About The Dentist

Some of the top things that annoy me about my visits.
  1. The water gun.
    This shit sprays all over the place and gets all over your face. Go to the dentist thinking I need a shower cap.
  2. The smell.
    When I walk in my nose instantly gets filled with latex gloves mixed with a hint of mint and coffee. Unsettling.
  3. Sound.
    All I hear is a drill with the sound of ground down teeth and cavities leaving the front door as I walk in.
  4. Floride
    This is the sticky crap they put on your teeth to protect against cavities that just makes your teeth feel like the are really dirty and haven't been brushed in two weeks. The worst.