Favorite Thanksgiving Side Dishes, Ranked

Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. 1.
    Bread, butter, bread, celery, bread, onions, yummy meat flavor and more bread.
  2. 2.
    Mashed potatoes
    Fluffy piles covered in butter or gravy. Or both.
  3. 3.
    Green bean casserole
    Anything made with cream of mushroom soup is delicious. Plus, FRIED ONIONS. One more thing: french-cut green beans only, bitches.
  4. 4.
    You think, "Sure, here's one side dish that's healthy." Then you say, "Screw it" and add butter and brown sugar.
  5. 5.
    Because you need to sop up the gravy and butter.