Things on My Desk
- •Oversized printerI'm one of the only people here allowed to print in color. Oh the power! In reality I just get lots of printing requests.
- •Post-It padI have no idea what these numbers mean.
- •Circa 1989 phoneNot being able to see who's calling me is both exhilarating and annoying.
- •Coaster giveaway from trade showWell broken in with coffee rings
- •RadioThis thing gets two stations: talk radio and modern rock. It stays silent.