1. He's s big dog
  2. If he sets his mind to something, it's impossible to get him to change it again
  3. He doesn't do hikes
  4. He can berly do small walks
  5. I say it again he's big
  6. If you meet him on a dark night in an ally you run
  7. He's kind of spoiled
  8. He has destroyed every bit of funitere in my brothers an sisterinlaws apartement
  9. But he is a great dog
  10. He likes to lay one their coffe table and take a nap for twenty hours
  11. By the way, his name is Oreo
  12. And he would hunt me down and kill me if he ever read this
  13. THE END