HOW I GET READY FOR WORK
I'm a hot mess
- •The night before: break one of your roommates glass cups while you're washing the dishes. Make sure she is watching.
- •Wake up and snooze. Just go crazy with the snoozing.
- •Think you didn't snooze English? Go ahead. Snooze some more.
- •Walk in and out of your room five times before you leave your apartment because you forgot something each time.
- •Still end up forgetting something
- •Actually get a seat on the train but only next to someone smelly and with no room to get up 🙃
- •Awkwardly avoid eye contact with someone who was definitely sorta might've been your coworker six years ago from a job you left before you knew what a two weeks notice was 😟
- •Get to work two minutes before you have to be there and see your boss at the elevator. 😩
- •It's okay though your boss is cool 🤗
- •Happy trails to your next list