8 Things I Can't Stand That Other Nerds Love

  1. Fan Service
    There was no reason for C-3PO and R2-D2 to be in Rogue One.
  2. Miniature Wargaming
    I don't want to have to buy, paint and glue together a hundred soldiers. I also hate measuring movement and shooting distance.
  3. Fantasy
    I make exceptions for Dungeon Punk and some anime, but generic fantasy is boring and lame.
  4. Complicated Roleplaying Games
    I dislike crunchy games. RPGs should be about telling stories, not accurately simulating a make-believe world.
  5. Dungeons & Dragons
    D&D is complicated fantasy game! I want a time machine so I can convince TSR to publish Gamma World first. And also introduce Gary Gygax to the term "rules lite".
  6. The DCEU
    Two crap and one semi-crap movies so far. If Wonder Woman sucks, I'm not going to waste time hoping for a decent Justice League flick.
  7. The CW
    I swear to god, all these shows look the same.
  8. Babylon 5
    Deep Space 9 was better.