Stuff You Can Buy From My Non-Existent Vending Machine

  1. Mini Bug-Out Bags
  2. Soylent
  3. Tabletop Games
    Of course.
  4. Collectable Toys
  5. Stikfas
    My machine will reach back in time.
  6. Burner Cellphones
  7. Non-Lethal Weapons
    Because fuck waiting for the cops.
  8. Dickies
  9. Doc Martins
  10. Five Gum
    And ONLY Five gum.