The 19 Movies I Must See to Survive 2017

updated 3/10/17.
  1. 1.
    John Wick: Chapter 2
    "Somebody please get this man...a gun."
  2. 2.
    It's about time they dropped the "Wolverine" branding.
  3. 3.
    T2: Trainspotting
    “Choose life. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently. And choose watching history repeat itself. Choose your future. Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn. Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen. And then… take a deep breath."
  4. 4.
    Free Fire
    "Did you cheaters bring a sniper?!"
  5. 5.
    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
    Dungeon punk!
  6. 6.
    Ghost in the Shell
    Not sure about this one. The movie it's based on hasn't aged well compared to the series, Stand Alone Complex. Plus, there's the whole whitewashing thing.
  7. 7.
    It looks like The Prestige meets Chronicle.
  8. 8.
    Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2
    Way better soundtrack than Suicide Squad.
  9. 9.
    Alien: Covenant
    I didn't see Prometheus because they said it wasn't an Alien movie! Now I have to see it.
  10. 10.
    Wonder Woman
    This might be the movie to turn the DCEU around. Note that Justice League isn't on this list. If Wonder Woman is bad, I will finally give up on the DC movies.
  11. 11.
    Atomic Blonde
    A distaff John Wick .
  12. 12.
    Spider-Man: Homecoming
    Screw you, Sony!
  13. 13.
    God Particle (Cloverfield 3)
    So far, Cloverfield hasn't disappointed.
  14. 14.
    Valarian and the City of a Thousand Planets
    More gonzo than The 5th Element? I'm in.
  15. 15.
    The Dark Tower
    Idris Elba should be the next James Bond.
  16. 16.
    Kingsmen: The Golden Circle
    The first one was excellent, save the tacky butt-sex joke at the end.
  17. 17.
    Blade Runner 2049
    Hopefully there will be a voiceover. Otherwise anyone I see it with will be asking what's going on the whole time.
  18. 18.
    Thor: Ragnarok
    I don't really care about Thor. Hulk is in it and that's good enough for me.
  19. 19.
    Star Wars: The Last Jedi
    RIP Carrie. :(