CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. Prison Baby
  2. Suffocation: My Sister Already Hates Me
  3. Dateline: No Bottom Left Behind
  4. Skinamarinka-don't
  5. Middle School: I Really Look Like This
  6. Sweet Marie
  7. Domo Arigato Mr. Ro-bottle
  8. The Boy Next Door
  9. Never mind
  10. The Only Person I Like Is Five