FREE EXCUSES (PT.1)

Part one of an ongoing series of excuses you can use. More coming soon...
  1. I'm allergic
  2. I left stove on
  3. I left the oven on
    This and the previous are very different.
  4. My (insert family member) is coming over
  5. I left my charger
  6. I have to go pee
  7. I forgot my Crocs
  8. I didn't vote for Obama
  9. Society
    This is valid in any argument (or predicament).
  10. I voted for Obama
  11. I'm on a diet